My father-in-law always kisses me on the lips when saying hello or goodbye. It doesn't bother me, but makes my wife furious. What should I do?

Answer: Ah, yes, the old "I hate it when my husband and my father kiss on the lips" cold shoulder thing. Women, arrrggghhh!! They will let the littlest things get to them. Let me guess, she expects you to find a job and help pay some of the bills in addition to not acting like a homo with her own father, right? Where did you ever find that beeyotch!

Dump her dude, because we know who's your Daddy!

Will they find Jimmy Hoffa on that horse farm in Milford, Michigan?

Answer: No. But they will find him UNDER that horse farm. Badoom-tching!

Dear Almighty Blog, the guy in the cube next to me talks baby talk to his girlfriend all day. It drives me nuts. What should I do?

Answer: Run - do not walk - to your nearest child protective agency to report your coworker! A grown man dating a BABY!!?? This is scandalous! Outrageous! What a world! What a world! Blog knew that pedophilia was getting out of control, but this really takes the cake! A BABY??!?!?! Mon Dieu! Go go, save that poor child's life!

My wife wants to have sex ALL THE TIME. But I just like to snuggle and be held. What should I do?

Answer: Okay, enough already with the fake questions!! There are serious problems in the world that Blog needs to address. This is no place for fun and games. When you can grow up and ask a serious question then you can be allowed back on The Almighty Blog's blog. Until then, go to your room. And, wipe that smirk off your face!

My doctor made me wait an HOUR. Where do doctors get off?

Answer: This is a little confusing. First you sound like you're going to start a rant about having been made to wait for an hour by your doctor, then you want to know where doctors have sex? Blog's going to put you on hold. Think about your question and then we can talk. Until then, we've got Amy from Pittsburgh...