Hi Blog. Um, I think yer kul. Ya know? Like, way.

The Almighty Blog doesn't normally post even the most glowing content of any of trillions of "fan" mail we receive, but we make an exception today. Why? To make a point. What the f#ck is happening to grammer, spelling and syntax in the world of the printed word?!?!???!???!?!???!

Plz admonish Blog for the, you knew, like, um, way over yous of the "!" and the "?" K? Cuz you no, cuz hoo kares.