My father-in-law always kisses me on the lips when saying hello or goodbye. It doesn't bother me, but makes my wife furious. What should I do?

Answer: Ah, yes, the old "I hate it when my husband and my father kiss on the lips" cold shoulder thing. Women, arrrggghhh!! They will let the littlest things get to them. Let me guess, she expects you to find a job and help pay some of the bills in addition to not acting like a homo with her own father, right? Where did you ever find that beeyotch!

Dump her dude, because we know who's your Daddy!