I have to fire someone today, any advice?

Answer: Wait until they have left the building before you start rifling through their desk drawers for office supplies. It's the only kind thing to do.

Oh, my goodness, what is Harriet going to do now?

Answer: Cancel her bulk order from "Judge Robes R Us" and resume her post as founder, president and only member of the "George Bush Is The Most Brilliant Man I Know" Fan Club.

What advice would you give to Harriet Miers?

Answer: Do the world a favor and come out of the closet.

Since you're The Blog, do you think creationism should be taught in science class?

Answer: The last Blog looked, the Bible is not a science book. Does that answer your question? What about a Creation Class? Those who want to can go to Creation Class to reinforce their belief that the world and how it works was one "intelligence's" idea, and those of us who know better can go to Science Class to get the real skinny on the world. Hey, they don't teach science at Sunday School, do they? DO THEY!!???!?!

Why is George Bush the most brilliant man that Harriet Miers has ever met?

Answer: Because Harriet has met only two men and the other one is Joey from Friends.

Why did Bush invade Iraq?

Answer: Apparently, God told him to. Blog told him not to, but he never listens to the Almighty BLOG! Check out this report from the BBC:

President George W. Bush told Palestinian ministers that God had told him to invade Afghanistan and Iraq - and create a Palestinian State, a new BBC series reveals.

In Elusive Peace: Israel and the Arabs, a major three-part series on BBC TWO (at 9.00pm on Monday 10, Monday 17 and Monday 24 October), Abu Mazen, Palestinian Prime Minister, and Nabil Shaath, his Foreign Minister, describe their first meeting with President Bush in June 2003.

Nabil Shaath says: "President Bush said to all of us: 'I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, "George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan." And I did, and then God would tell me, "George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq …" And I did. And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me, "Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East." And by God I'm gonna do it.'"

Abu Mazen was at the same meeting and recounts how President Bush told him: "I have a moral and religious obligation. So I will get you a Palestinian state."

The series charts the attempts to bring peace to the Middle East, from Bill Clinton's peace talks in 1999/2000 to Israel's withdrawal from Gaza last August.

Norma Percy, series producer of The 50 Years War (1998) returns, with producers Mark Anderson and Dan Edge, to tell the inside story of another seven years of crisis.

Presidents and Prime Ministers, their generals and ministers tell what happened behind closed doors as peace talks failed and the intifada exploded.

Blog, why have you been so boring lately?

Answer: The Almighty Blog has been on vacation. To Ireland. Which is where Blog would rather be right now, thank you very much.