Thursday, June 15, 2006

My husband wants to have our baby son circumcised. But I'm against it. What do you suggest.

Answer: People, people, people. Must we continue this barbaric ritual? Chopping off the end of baby penises must stop! Where's the humanity?? "Oh, hello little newborn helpless baby boy! Welcome to the world... now just hold still a minute while we....YANK SLICE RIIIIIIIIIIP!!!!! Nurse, help me with the bleeding here and could someone pass me those earplugs. This kid's got some lungs!"

Oy vey, it's cruel, heartless, pointless. Plus, a fully-intact penis is so much more fun to play with. And, don't give Blog that crap about looking the same in the locker room. Over the course of a man's lifetime he may spend .0000000004574% of his time naked in front of other men. Unless he gay in which case refer to previous sentiment about penis play.

Monday, June 05, 2006

Blog, you were so wrong man, they didn't find Hoffa on that horse farm in Milford, Michigan. HA HA HA! You suck!

Mom? Is that you? What did I tell you about posting on my site? Geez. Could you leave the Blog alone for five minutes? It's bad enough Blog's gotta drag your sorry ass to church every Sunday, but now I've gotta put up with your snarky comments IN FRONT OF MY ADORING FANS? Stop! You're embarassing me!