Dear Almighty Blog, the guy in the cube next to me talks baby talk to his girlfriend all day. It drives me nuts. What should I do?

Answer: Run - do not walk - to your nearest child protective agency to report your coworker! A grown man dating a BABY!!?? This is scandalous! Outrageous! What a world! What a world! Blog knew that pedophilia was getting out of control, but this really takes the cake! A BABY??!?!?! Mon Dieu! Go go, save that poor child's life!