Blog, we check here daily for your bits o'wisdom. Where the hell have you been?

Answer: Thank you for your concern. It's been tough fielding inquires from our fans about our whereabouts. Especially the paparazzi and Oprah. But sometimes even the all-knowing Almighty Blog has to take a break once in a while. Let's just say we were out sharpening our wit. Moo hoo ha ha.