Hi Blog. Um, I think yer kul. Ya know? Like, way.

The Almighty Blog doesn't normally post even the most glowing content of any of trillions of "fan" mail we receive, but we make an exception today. Why? To make a point. What the f#ck is happening to grammer, spelling and syntax in the world of the printed word?!?!???!???!?!???!

Plz admonish Blog for the, you knew, like, um, way over yous of the "!" and the "?" K? Cuz you no, cuz hoo kares.

Blog, why are people so cruel to each other. Like that guy in Michigan who killed and cut up his wife, the mother of his two small children?

Answer: Um..... Er....Uh.... Okay, you got The Almighty Blog by the short hairs. THERE IS NO GOOD ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION!! Oh, wait, there is one and you have heard it here before: People suck. (Yeah yeah yeah, people CAN suck, not ALL people suck.) But some people suck more than others and clearly, this Stephan Grant *ucking sucks right up there with the great *ucking sucks of all time. Blog's pretty sure that even HItler is creeped out by him. Wretched sad horribly tragic human.