Monday, December 12, 2005

Why can’t men pick up on subtle clues? Are they really that dense? If yes, why do they get so offended when you spell out the obvious?

Answer: Men do not as a general rule pick up on subtle clues. And, some can't even get the obvious ones. Case in point: George Bush who can't see that obviously most Americans want to get out of Iraq.

When a woman drops subtle clues, men call that "playing a game." On the other hand, when a woman is straightforward and says what she wants, she's a "demanding beeyotch." So, either way you lose.

Also, men never, ever, ever EVER want to be wrong. Case in point: George Bush, who will lie, cheat and steal to avoid being "wrong." Asshole. Ooops, did Blog say that last word out loud?

Someone please send Blog a question about women.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well sometimes we might be afraid to get an answer…

11:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sometimes it's not that simple for us either… like if we don't want to hear no or something. It's easier just to drop hints. Guys do that all the time. They are secretly hoping to increase their chances of a yes incrimentally, while keeping their options open.

Men should have a manual they come with. For customization. ;)

11:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A question about women? Do you like chocolate, Almighty Blog? LOL!

11:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So for example, if a woman said- lets get together and have coffee, and a mans said, sorry but I only have coffee with people I like. Well then you see you have embarrassment. But if a woman said, so- do you like coffee, then it leaves the subject wide open for the man to explore. If enough of these hints are dropped, eventually, the pair will end up having coffee if this is what is mutually desired. But if, for example, one of them turns out to prefer cider, or tea, then nobody gets hurt.

Get it? Good.

12:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does Blog Almighty ever wonder why sometimes pretty women aren't too confident? Well, Almighty Blog, some women are just very sensitive, and when you are feeling shy around them, they are feeling what you're feeling, etc… So chances are whatever you're feeling- they are feeling it too. When you are having mixed emotions, can you imagine how much it must confuse her? Especially when you are wanting something, but dont know how to ask her? Maybe she used to stutter for a while as a girl? Your best bet is to tell her straigh up how you really feel about her. Even if it's mixed emotions. Then she'll have a better idea what to do next.

12:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ever heard of the expression- "We loathe most in others what we see in ourselves?"

Well it's worth thinking about.

Sometimes the things we hate about ourselves can rub us the wrong way when we see these qualities in other people. Like sometimes really shy people get the urge to antagonize other shy people. I've seen it happen. Practical jokes that hurt people's feelings are not something I ever participate in. I prefer to give someone a pleasant surprise. I would never deliberately hurt someone's feelings unless I felt attacked.

I just thought I should make that absolutely clear.

2:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I take it really hard when people toy with my emotions. It gives me grey hair and grief. I have a sense of humor but when something is serious- I try and underline that so nobody mistakes it for a joke. Otherwise, how can I expect anyone to recognize the difference. They might sense the difference but then what if they were not 100% certain they were reading you correctly? They would have no choice but to pretend they were in the dark just to save themselves the humiliating possibility that they may be reading you all wrong.

I know it's risky to come out and say what you mean- but it can significantly reduce everyone's stress level. The way I see it, the worse someone can say is, "I find you repulsive and I never want to talk to you again." So until I am certain otherwise, there is that part of me who refuses to stop entertaining this as a destinct possibility. Am I the only one like this?

2:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyways, I have a tree to decorate. Later.

2:56 PM  

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