Oh wise Almighty Blog, is there such a thing as your "soul mate"?
Answer: Blog is resisting bad puns about shoes. In the meantime, the answer to your question, my silly naive reader, is no. Get real. There are billions and billions of people on this planet. The idea that there is just one that is meant only for you, is both preposterous and dishearteningly against the odds you'll ever meet. What if you're living your life in Waterford, Michigan and your soul mate resides in Mozambique. Fat chance you'll ever run into each other. Sorry.
posted by Almighty Blog at 8:20 AM
7 Comments:
That would be the other thing we all search for in life: The Sex In A Dark Room Mate.
Well I'll settle for that.
Thanks for calling me gimpy. Are you always so good with the ladies?
Well, see, first you have to have a soul…
I believe it's possible. It's rare though.
Anybody who gets sickened by the sight of me, or any other person because of how they look, should be executed.
One of the things about looks is this. Either you have that special something or you don't. A guy can have a five day beard- blackheads, bad breath, dirty clothing and all sorts of ugly stuff happening. But I might still think about it if there's that something there. I don't rightly know what it is. Some kind of rare quality.
Thing is- thinking about it and doing something about thinking about it- well that's two different things. I think about sex frequently. I never act on impulse though.
But there has to be that something. That extra demension.
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