Blog, you are so wise, are you also all powerful?
Answer: Get real. If Blog were all powerful there would be no bald men, no bad drivers, no bird flu, no plastic bags, and especially no George Bush. Oh, might as well throw in no taxes, poverty and war, what the heck.
posted by Almighty Blog at 12:13 PM
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Blog, you are a mystery. So deep when it comes to life, yet so shallow when it comes to men and hair. You can make me soar. You can make me crash. But alas, I shall love you no matter what. You see, I am powerless to do anything but love you. Wise...powerful...I'll stick with wise.
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Oh, and one more thing. I want to kiss you. And not a "hi friend" kiss. I want a deep, passionate, let's-put-our-long-friendship-to-the-test-1:30 kiss. At least one. Why? The short answer is love. The long answer is.....I'll tell ya later.
Is this Rob? Because, um, Rob, Liz YOUR WIFE said to say "Hi."
"Jump on bones." That sounds like it would hurt. Ow-ee.
How about if Liz says it's okay?
Jeesh, I wanted a kiss not a daytime serial. I take it back, alright?
Isn't serial just for breakfast?
How do you kiss over the internet?
The same why you have sex over the phone...
Well I tried having phone sex once but we didn't get beyond describing our lunches to one another- because that got too hot to handle! LOL! Chocholate milk and bagels can get very, very sexy with the right person.
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