Thursday, December 08, 2005

Is Roadrunner (from the Warner Bros. Cartoon) a boy or a girl?

Answer: The Roadrunner? Is it a girl or a boy?! This site addresses deep philosophical questions about the meaning of life. Stop asking The Almighty Blog such imbecilic and irrelevant questions!

(FYI: Blog Googled "Roadrunner gender" and came up with nothing. So Blog has no answer. Signed, Blog's assistant. This is probably going to get me fired, but you try working for that windbag.)

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is Mr.Potter?

10:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always thought they were both male- him and coyote. The way they fight it's most likely.

9:44 PM  
Blogger Almighty Blog said...

gimpy2000, ordinarily a response such as yours would mean eternal blamnation in the fiery pits of Blell, but Blog's in a good mood today, so you are forbliven.

8:48 AM  
Blogger Almighty Blog said...

If you do, Blog will blay for you. Five Our Blathers and one Blact of Contrition.

11:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What _rock_ do I live under? What kind of rock you got, baby? LOL!

5:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I contacted the Acme company -- the guys who supply all that artillary. They say their records show that the coyote is male and so is the roadrunner. But they think the roadrunner may be gay.

11:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

which explains why he likes to get blown.... up.

1:00 PM  

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