Why are all the rich smart men short fat and bald and why are all the hot men dumb?
Answer: So that smart, good-looking lesbians can feel pity for straight women.
posted by Almighty Blog at 6:28 AM
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
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9 Comments:
Oh great. I bet you're one of those chicks who can't stand a little back hair. Let me guess...you've got brown hair, you're Irish and you recently visited Ireland. It figures.
Show my a female who likes back hair and I'll show you a chimpanzee.
It only looks huge in relation to his shortness.
I don't know where you're shopping honey but seems to me there are enough good looking rich men in the World, and just as many poor ugly ones.
…and bald is beautiful anyways! ;D
Bald is beautiful if you are a) an eagle b) a bowling ball or c) roll-on deodorant.
Well with you doin' that all the time it's a good thing you're onthis thing and not out in the real world! ;D
Do you believe that there are forces in this universe who know what has been, and what shall be? Do you believe that there is a right and a wrong? Do you believe that books, if you read them just right- and believe in truth in your heart- will speak the will of these forces? And that they are benevolent? I do. This is a part of what I believe.
But of course, I could just be hallucinating...
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