Monday, December 05, 2005

What's the best way to get rid of warts?

Answer: Vote.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't marry them.

11:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...or divorce them, or don't marry them if someone else has already divorced them....

1:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um- for actual real life warts- oil of oregano or black walnut tincture work wonders. Because large, jocular, sweaty men tend to leave little gifts behind on the floor of the gymnasium after they are finished leering and otherwise ruining our workout time.

For the spousal warts- I am no expert on that.

This is not a pleasant topic, is it. Well I guess it all can't be peaches and cream.

9:43 PM  

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