Why do people lie?
Answer: It's easier to sleep that way? (Ba-doom ching!)
Seriously, people lie because you can't handle the truth!
Okay, enough. Why do people lie. People lie because they suck. And, people suck because they haven't read The Almighty Blog's Ten Commandments. The first being "Don't suck. Except when it gives your partner pleasure."
As you can see, Blog's Commandments dispense with all the "thou shalt" crap and give exceptions to the rules.
Seriously, people lie because you can't handle the truth!
Okay, enough. Why do people lie. People lie because they suck. And, people suck because they haven't read The Almighty Blog's Ten Commandments. The first being "Don't suck. Except when it gives your partner pleasure."
As you can see, Blog's Commandments dispense with all the "thou shalt" crap and give exceptions to the rules.
posted by Almighty Blog at 8:48 AM
1 Comments:
Well your truth sucks then. So there. *sticks out tongue*
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