What is man's greatest invention?
Answer: Deodorant soap. It's one thing to put a man on the moon, but can you imagine being cooped up in that sweaty little cockpit for days on end having to breath in all that free-floating BO? Hurray for deodorant!!

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While we're at it, hurray for nose hair clippers.
Man's greatest invention was man! Man-oh-man!:P
You antagonize me. Don't stop.
Does pizza have aluminum? I like pizza.
The thing is- if you _absolutely need_ to wear deodorant, antiperspirant is the only thing that's going to work. But who gets THAT stressed out every day? I'd rather die than live like that. So I save the toxic paint remover stuff for special occasions and use the natural stuff most days. (Alzheimer's is a scary thing. I want a long, lucid life).
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