Tuesday, November 29, 2005

What is man's greatest invention?

Answer: Deodorant soap. It's one thing to put a man on the moon, but can you imagine being cooped up in that sweaty little cockpit for days on end having to breath in all that free-floating BO? Hurray for deodorant!!

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

While we're at it, hurray for nose hair clippers.

1:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man's greatest invention was man! Man-oh-man!:P

2:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You antagonize me. Don't stop.

2:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does pizza have aluminum? I like pizza.

1:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The thing is- if you _absolutely need_ to wear deodorant, antiperspirant is the only thing that's going to work. But who gets THAT stressed out every day? I'd rather die than live like that. So I save the toxic paint remover stuff for special occasions and use the natural stuff most days. (Alzheimer's is a scary thing. I want a long, lucid life).

9:52 PM  

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