My husband wants to have our baby son circumcised. But I'm against it. What do you suggest.
Answer: People, people, people. Must we continue this barbaric ritual? Chopping off the end of baby penises must stop! Where's the humanity?? "Oh, hello little newborn helpless baby boy! Welcome to the world... now just hold still a minute while we....YANK SLICE RIIIIIIIIIIP!!!!! Nurse, help me with the bleeding here and could someone pass me those earplugs. This kid's got some lungs!"
Oy vey, it's cruel, heartless, pointless. Plus, a fully-intact penis is so much more fun to play with. And, don't give Blog that crap about looking the same in the locker room. Over the course of a man's lifetime he may spend .0000000004574% of his time naked in front of other men. Unless he gay in which case refer to previous sentiment about penis play.
Oy vey, it's cruel, heartless, pointless. Plus, a fully-intact penis is so much more fun to play with. And, don't give Blog that crap about looking the same in the locker room. Over the course of a man's lifetime he may spend .0000000004574% of his time naked in front of other men. Unless he gay in which case refer to previous sentiment about penis play.
posted by Almighty Blog at 10:55 AM
3 Comments:
With that logic, it's okay to drop them from a five story building. So, the world shouldn't have gotten mad at Micheal Jackson afterall.....
I've had a number of friends who didn't have their boys circumsized and had to do it later in their little lives because everytime they peed, the foreskin would puff into a bubble and get infected. All these women were very fastidious about cleaning as well so it wasn't necessarily a neglect issue. I say snip away.
I heard that every penis has a chronic infection attached to it... it's call a man.
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