Hi Blog. Long time reader, first time poster. So I'm a little nervous. My boyfriend has really bad B.O. I love him but not his funk. What should I do?

Answer: There's nothing worse that snuggling up to the one you love for good old fashioned steamin' hot jungle monkey love, when SHABAM! a veritable smell buffet of raw onions, Slim Jims, Hot Pockets, head cheese, tripe and cauliflower hits you smack upside each nostril, stinging your eyes and burning your flesh. We've all been there. Here's what you do: Break up with the oaf, he sounds like a pig! Can't the guy take a shower for crying out loud? Or wipe himself once in a while? Ew ew ew. Get him out of your house ASAP and disinfect everything you own! NOW!!! GO GO GO!!!