I caught my father wearing my mother's underwear. I'm freaking out!

Answer: Shhhhh. Calm down. It's okay. Your lazy, lazy, lazy mother probably just hasn't gotten around to washing your father's underwear and instead of running out and buying new underwear he simply put on a pair of hers so that he could put the money he would have spent on new underwear into your college fund. Happens all the time.