Did Tom Cruise really eat Suri's placenta?

Answer: One might think: All the starving children around the world and Tom Cruise hogs the whole placenta for himself!

But the truth is, Tom's a man of GOD. He cares and he shares. So he cold-packed that placenta and shipped it just as fast as fast can be to Brad and Angelina who are awaiting the arrival of their own placenta, er, baby in Africa. And, we know how much Angelina cares about children, especially hungry third-world children. Placenta, it's what's for dinner!