Blog, you were so wrong man, they didn't find Hoffa on that horse farm in Milford, Michigan. HA HA HA! You suck!

Mom? Is that you? What did I tell you about posting on my site? Geez. Could you leave the Blog alone for five minutes? It's bad enough Blog's gotta drag your sorry ass to church every Sunday, but now I've gotta put up with your snarky comments IN FRONT OF MY ADORING FANS? Stop! You're embarassing me!