Hi. First time writer, long time reader. My question: I'm getting pressure to buy my girlfriend a diamond engagement ring for Xmas. Should I?
Answer: Tell that beeyotch to back off. Xmas is about celebrating the birth of the baby Jesus, not about her need to show off a piece of carbon to her squealing girlfriends. Sounds like you don't even like the skank ho. What is she going to get you? A crappy tie? Let's see, tie: $12; diamond: $6,398. You do the math.

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Ooooo. You don't scare me Blatan. And, the "X" is for 'xtra cute baby Jesus. Duh.
As for the sucker buying the diamond ring, hello, can you say "downpayment?" Let's see how happy he is about forking over nearly ten grand for a useless rock when she's dumping him for the next diamond buying stooge who comes along.
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