Why does Mel Gibson hate the Jews?

Answer: Poor Mel, so misunderstood. It's tough being totally hammered because you slur your words. He was really saying that he hates the "juice." And, everyone knows that "juice" is just another word for booze, as in "he was all juiced up." So imagine: You're Mel Gibson, you get pulled over for drunk driving, you're getting arrested, and you realize that soon your career's going to be in the crapper. So, naturally you're mad at yourself. But because you're a sloppy drunken arrogant fool, you have to take your anger out on something besides yourself. So, you blame the "juice." You "hate the juice." Only it sounds like you hate the Jews because you're all liquored up and you can't pronounce your words.

So, let's be real people. Why would Mel hate the descendents of the one guy -- the King of the Jews -- who through the magic of the cinema helped put conservatively speaking about nine hundred gagzillion dollars into Mel's pocket?