Friday, April 07, 2006

My husband wants to have sex three times a day. But I work full-time and take care of the four kids. How can I get him off my back?!

Answer: Try the missionary position. HA HA HA!!

Seriously. Sex three times a day...what day was that? HA HA HA!

Okay, sorry. Really, seriously. Sex three times a day is a lot. No wonder you have so many kids. Give that horndog a choice: Sex twice a week or five times a day if your mother can come live with you to cook and take care of the kids. Good luck!

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