If you lived on a planet with almost no gravity, would you be able to fly just by peeing?
Answer: As a general rule, The Almighty Blog doesn't like to help fourth graders with their science projects, but we'll make an exception in this case because apparently the future of scientific research and enquiry is at stake here. So, Blog's response to this question is GROW THE F*CK UP! The polar ice caps are on the verge of melting and drowning us all and you want to know if you can fly by peeing on other planets?! Puh-lease! What' next? Hypothesizing that the bigger the finger, the louder the fart when you pull it! Carl Sagan is rolling over in his grave. Mon Dieu!
posted by Almighty Blog at 7:34 AM
3 Comments:
I do believe you need to grow up and stop being a poster child for the left-wing, pinko, tree hugging wackos. That is a honest question that requires thought and reasoning. With a healthy knowledge of Physics you would realize that it is not possible to propell yourself with urine in zero gravity nor is it possible that man is causing global warming.
Spare us the feigned indignity and hypocritical tripe, bi-atch. You really want to stand by this response when one week ago you recommended putting flame to a baby’s bassinet? “Puh-lease!” Perhaps you should “grow the f*ck up” or just calm the f*ck down.
For once, Blog must agree with my memisis Blatan. We truly will need pee impulsion should we loose our life lines. I take back what I have said....
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