Why oh why do people continue to make sex tapes and then get all huffy when they hit the internet?

Answer: Are we talking people people or famous people? Because when two people people make a sex tape, clearly it is meant as a loving expression of affection between soulmates who want to preserve their unique and magical relationship on tape for their eyes only and for all eternity -- or until they break up and whoever is in possession of the tape posts it on the internet (with them blurred out) because it turns out their soulmate was a really crappy soulmate after all and there's nothing better for mending a broken heart than humiliating and embarrassing your former soulmate on a world stage.

On the other hand, famous people who make sex tapes are told to act all huffy by their PR people because studies show that acting all huffy after your sex tape is released increases the Google search for your name. And, we know that's always good for business.