My brother and his wife just had a baby. It's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. I should say it's cute, but I can't bring myself to. What do I say?
Answer: Ugly babies do pose a social problem. They are right up there with old people who fart. What do you say? Try creating a diversion. For instance, if you can sneak a lighter into the nursery with you and just as they are expecting you to be all ga-ga over their monster of an offspring, put the flame discreetly to the bassinet. Voila! Subject changed.
posted by Almighty Blog at 7:40 AM
2 Comments:
Oh geez- just watch your facial expression, as this can be a dead give-away.
I think I saw this in Sienfeld. You're supposed to say,
"What a remarkable baby you have!!"
or perhaps,
"Wow, what a baby, you must be so very proud!!" :D
…and be careful, I hear there have been shootings over this sort of thing.
And if you yourself ever want to have babies, I assure you my babies are really, really CUTE!!! :P
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