Oh Blog, why is no one commenting on your witty blog postings?

Answer: Even though Blog is almighty, powerful, wise and kind, the world has yet to learn to check in everyday for their Almighty Blog Bits O' Wisdom. It's those damn Olympics, creepy elected high officials shooting friends in the face, and that icky toad Simon Cowell that distract the public from what's really important: the gentle truth spoken by yours truly, The Almighty Blog.

Go in peace.