My wife didn't get me anything for Valentine's Day. I don't care. But boy, did she blow a gasket when I didn't get her anything. Is this fair?

Some men are big dumb galumps who can't remember anything except sports scores.

Some women are whiney self-centered prima-donnas who hold a grudge for eternity when their unexpressed expectations aren't met.

Looks like you two fit neatly into the above categories. Good luck, guy, sounds like yer relationship's doomed.

On the upside, when you're single you can drink right out of the milk carton while playing pocket hockey with Mr. Happy relaxing in front of the Playboy channel.