Why do people live in mobile homes if they're just going to end up getting blown away by a tornado?
Answer: Living in a mobile home is often times a sure-fire way to appear on the evening news. When a tornado rips through your mobile home park, your chances for getting on TV go up exponentially. "I seen it coming 'cross the field. I seen it and then I seen it was gettin' closer and pretty soon I seen it blowin' away my house..." It also helps if you are wearing a wife-beater or are very overweight or drunk.
posted by Almighty Blog at 11:29 AM
2 Comments:
I got a double-wide and when I seen it comin', I ran like hell out of that garsh-darn thing. Do you know praise God that double-wide was the only unit standin' after that tornada came up through here?
Lawd hav mercy, I was uppa yonda gettin' wid ma colla greens when da hoop-a-hollerin' came up justa spinnin' and a swoopin'. I stooped down in yonda ditch justa prayin'. Lawd it ain't ma time ta go! Lawd hep me. Hep me, Jesus. And da hand of baby Jesus touch me so fine and said, "Yolanda, get yo sorry big azz up from dat damn ditch 'fo I wear you out wid dis switch from yonda bushes! What I'm a do? Argue?
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