Why did John Mark Karr lie about killing JonBenet?
Answer: Okay, Blog is all loving and stuff, but we just gotta say what a frickin' weirdo that guy is. However, that's besides the point. The truth is the guy needed to get back to the States but didn't have the dough for a plane ticket. Those Thai pay their teachers about 19 cents a day. So, he made up this bogus story and poof! he's sitting in business class sucking back the champagne and feasting on giant shrimp. There was just that nasty getting caught in a lie junk that stood in his way of settling back to his life in the good ole U.S. of A. But that's all water under the bridge now and it's just a matter of time before the freak's teaching preschool and making dates with 8-year-olds.
posted by Almighty Blog at 7:09 AM
2 Comments:
Yeah, you've got to hand it to those Thai people. Now I know why I always hear laughing in the kitchen when I order my Pad Thai mild...and then when I get it, the flavor is more like Rice-a-roni. Bastards. Oh, and can we stop using that guy's middle name as if he were Lee Harvey Oswald or John Wayne Gacy or John Wilkes Booth? All he'll have to do in the future is sign his name Mark Karr and no one will remember he was such a lying homo. And has anyone in the history of history ever had the name JonBenet besides JonBenet? Okay, we get it. You wanted a boy. Oh, and Mr. Karr, I don't know if you're up on current events, but little girls like JonBenet are not interested in having sex with anyone. They aren't developed physically or psychologically. So if you're entertaining fantasies about this, please do the entire population a favor and kill yourself. Dig a hole and find a way to shoot yourself so you'll land in the hole. I'm sure there will be people delighted to toss dirt on you to cover you up.
I'd cover him up by shitting on him!
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