Death isn’t that big of a deterrent, so why did I quit smoking?

Answer: Sounds like you're looking for another stress reliever. Here are a few suggestions:

1. A couple of hours on the Stairmaster
2. Talk Therapy
3. Juice Fast
4. Guided Imagery
5. Self-Hypnosis
6. Journaling
7. Meditation
8. Reduce Caffeine Intake
9. Drink in Moderation

Okay, screw it. None of those are any fun. Have a cig.