Blog, what proof is there that there is a Blog?
Answer: Just ask Blog's only son, Blesus, blorn of the blirgin Blary.
posted by Almighty Blog at 8:18 AM
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
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- Name: Almighty Blog
- Location: The Universe
Almighty Blog was blessed with superior intellect, which could be used for good or evil. Blog chooses good because of an undeniable love for all people, except really stupid ones. And mean ones. And especially stupid mean ones. Blog answers every question with compassion, emphathy and deep unabiding wisdom -- even the really dumb questions.
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7 Comments:
Gimpy2000, Blog forgives you, for you know not what you... bloo.
Blog, where can we find copies of your Blible?
At the Blook store. Duh.
Bless blyou Blog!
Thank you Virginny. YOu have just earned your ticket to Bleaven.
Why thank you, Blog. No one ever accused me of being unable to play to my audience!!!
Blog does not like to be "played!" (Flash of lightening. Sound of thunder.)For that, thou shalt blurn in Blell!!!!
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