Monday, June 27, 2005

What's wrong with Tom Cruise? Why is he acting so peculiar lately?

Answer: Some of those other worldly weirdos from Scientology got a hold of him and brainwashed that itty bitty brain inside of that beautiful head 'o his. What he needs is a weekend away alone with Blog to a tropical deserted island to whip some sense back into him. Take his mind off of that goofball made-up take-all-your-money religion; replace all that crapola information with a little carnal knowledge...

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

When you are so little you need a magnifying glass, you have to latch onto something, and I'm so glad he's found it -- well, no, he's probably still looking. Maybe some anti-depressants will help.

4:07 PM  
Blogger Almighty Blog said...

It's interesting how someone who is so anti-pill has become such a pill himself....

6:36 AM  
Blogger Phoenixwaller said...

unfortunately I think that the only way to get TC away from scientology is to ignore it and let him find out for himself how damaging it is.

in the meantime I will remin a wog (non-scientologist) and hope that he figures it out.

1:58 PM  
Blogger Almighty Blog said...

...and yet, it is very amusing to watch what a sad laughing stock he has made of himself. No wonder he's hooked up with a naive 26-year-old. What woman his own age would put up with such idiotic nonsense?

6:24 AM  

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