Almighty Blog, how long must we put up with Paris Hilton?
Answer: Remember that scene in "Woodstock" where it started to rain and Wavy Gravy got up and told the crowd to chant "No rain! No Rain!" and the rain went away? All together now: No Paris! No Paris! No Paris! LOUDER! NO PARIS! NO PARIS! Come ON! We can do it!! NO PARIS!!!
Is she gone yet?
Is she gone yet?

3 Comments:
I'm on my way to California to start it on the west coast. Mary Richards, you go to the east coast. By golly I think we got something here!
Perhaps Tom and Paris can find their way to each other. Then we could modify the chant to include him, too. And then JLo, and Brittney and Jessica and Angelina, too!
... and Lindsay and Mary Kay and Ashley and Nicole and Katie and Brad and Russell and Osama... oh wait, he's sorta already gone away...
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