How can I get my wife to stop buying shoes?
Answer: Cut off her feet. It's cruel, but it's the only way.
posted by Almighty Blog at 10:49 AM
Thursday, July 07, 2005
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3 Comments:
... but you can eSHEW her. HA HA H AH A
Perhaps if you cut off her hands she will not be able to pay for them
...or if she wasn't such a LOAFER she could get a job and pay for them herself..
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