Dear Almighty Blog, With all this talk of creationism being taught in science classes, how exactly DID the world come to be?
Answer: Blog's good friend Mother Nature had a few guzblillion pounds of potting soil left over from a landscaping job she did for Father Time. Waste not want not, so she packed it together into a ball and voila! Earth! Took her about 20 minutes. She's suing that God guy for taking all the credit. It's ugly.
posted by Almighty Blog at 6:06 AM
3 Comments:
Yup, figures. Takes a woman 20 minutes to do what it took a man 6 days to do...........typical.
Hey, How'd the landscaping job turn out? Did father time charge by the hour, cause something about that is hilarious to me.
Mother Nature created a lovely garden with approximately 73 floxmajillion sundails. Father Time's really into that retro look. Blog is not privay to their financial arrangement. Those two are very secretive, always leaving parties together....
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