What will Michael Jackson do now?
Answer: First, he will send a complimentary thank-you giraffe to each juror, then he will sell the courtroom pajamas on eBay to help defray the cost of his trial. And, THEN, he's going to start sleeping with little girls for a change.

2 Comments:
Thank gawd he doesn'thave to go the prison. Then he'd be forced to have sex with GROWN men!!!
speaking of animals of the savannah...a new rhinoplasty is probably in order. sort of takes the edge off...so to speak.
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