Everyone knows you can wear white pants only between Memorial Day and Labor Day. What about Memorial Day and Labor Day WEEKEND? Is that OK?
Answer: You can. But only if they are white underpants and you wear them on your head. Sorry, but that's just the way fashion goes.

4 Comments:
... and crotchless...
Do the skid marks go inside or outside?
If I wear my white underpants on my head, where do I wear my white shoes?
I like to wear my white shoes while swimming.
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