Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Everyone knows you can wear white pants only between Memorial Day and Labor Day. What about Memorial Day and Labor Day WEEKEND? Is that OK?

Answer: You can. But only if they are white underpants and you wear them on your head. Sorry, but that's just the way fashion goes.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

... and crotchless...

2:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do the skid marks go inside or outside?

8:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I wear my white underpants on my head, where do I wear my white shoes?

5:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like to wear my white shoes while swimming.

6:27 AM  

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