Will you ask your good friend, Mother Nature, why she's torturing us this spring with weather that feels like it's still March?

Answer: The Almighty Blog would love to be able to get the answer your question, but unfortunately, Mother Nature is not responding to the messages we are leaving. She is either in Tahiti where the weather is decidedly unMarch-like, or she is dead from global warming. Let's guess: You're from Michigan? And, you're pale and pasty because the weather's been -- there's only one way to say it -- crappy? Well, chillax, it should warm up by August....