Tuesday, June 14, 2005

What was the jury thinking?

Answer: That jury, bless its heart, was thinking that if Michael Jackson went to jail, it would mean that that poor man would have to start having sex with grown men. And, clearly, that is not his preference. So MJ's now free to go home and just beat it.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

sometimes I am really disturbed that my mother is the almighty blog... this would be one of those times...

7:11 AM  
Blogger Almighty Blog said...

Go to your room...

8:09 AM  
Blogger Almighty Blog said...

But The Almighty Blog has only one daughter...

1:56 PM  
Blogger Almighty Blog said...

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12:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once again, a white man gets aquitted....

12:50 PM  
Blogger Natalie said...

TO quote Stephen Colbert, Jackson is the joker in the race card deck.

7:16 PM  
Blogger Almighty Blog said...

If that were the case, Almighty Blog's uterous would be in the Smithsonian.

6:14 AM  

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