Dear Almighty Blog, Shouldn't we be able to have class outside on beautiful days? The teacher always says no.

Answer: Your teacher sounds like a jerk. How hard would it be to sneak a gun into class? Don't put real bullets in it though, that would be bad. Just hold the gun next to your teacher's head, and threaten to shoot him unless he takes the class outside. Once you're outside, you can put the gun down and enjoy the day.