My husband just confessed that he used to go to hookers before we were married. How can I ever forgive him?
Answer: Sometimes revenge is better than forgiveness. Consider "confessing" that you used to BE a hooker before you two were married. Spin wild tales of the things your "johns" wanted you to do to them and what they would do to you. Arrange for friends to call in the middle of the night. Pick up the phone and say stuff like "No, I'm not providing that service any longer, but it's good to know that my work was so good that I'm still getting referrals..." Develop a rash.
Your husband will never forgive HIMSELF for confessing to you. Moo hoo ha ha!!
Your husband will never forgive HIMSELF for confessing to you. Moo hoo ha ha!!
posted by Almighty Blog at 11:30 AM
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refer to the question below... tell him that you forgot to tell him that you have herpes.
Come home from work with a dab of mayonaisse on your chin. Develop carpal tunnel. Start walking around bow-legged.
Come home from work with a dab of mayonaisse on your chin. Develop carpal tunnel. Start walking around bow-legged.
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