What's the big deal about Suri Cruise?

Answer: If the world can't obsess over the product of the union of a short, dyslexic, uneducated, misguided, follower-of-martian-religion psycho and his bought-and-paid-for way younger wife, then what's it coming to? Come on people! Git yer minds outta Iraq and off of global warming, the upcoming midterm elections and the crappy economy! We gotta a Hollywood movie star's baby to focus on!

(P.S. Anyone else think it kinda stinky that Tom stole Steve Irwin's gruesome death thunder?)