Didn't the Pope figure that his remarks would wreak havoc? How irresponsible was that?

Answer: A few weeks ago, Blog and Pope were taking our monthly schvitz when he mentions the speech he's working on. Now, it was hot and Blog was sweating and so we weren't paying too much attention, mostly because we were watching our sweat collect in our belly button. Plus his accent's real thick so it's hard to understand -- especially when there's sweaty water rising in your ears. But when we heard him say that he was going to say something in his speech about the Muslims and their violent faith, we reached over and slapped him -- hard right across the face making that goofy hat of his fall right off. "Don't EVEN think about it," we screamed. "People will die!"

But Pope went right ahead and did it. And now he doesn't think it's funny at all when Blog calls him "Pope the Dope."