When life gives me lemons, should I make lemonade?
Answer: No. When life gives you lemons, it's best to make Cosmopolitans. Unless life gives you limes, then make Margaritas.
posted by Almighty Blog at 11:25 AM
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
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