Monday, April 11, 2005

Why do people tailgate?

Answer: Because they are rude and obnoxious and think only of themselves.

Alt. Answer: Because you are a very slow and bad driver and need to get the H. E. Double Hockey sticks outta the way!!!

1 Comments:

Blogger Almighty Blog said...

Yes, you are correct. In the barbeque meaning of the word, tailgating is fun -- or at least I've been told. I prefer a relaxing gourmet meal prepared within the confines of a professional and sanitary kitchen and by experienced and discriminating chefs, which is then served indoors accompanied by good wines. Not that I may not enjoy a meal cooked in the back of a conversion van parked in the vastness of a stadium parking lot surrounded by noxious-fume-expelling RVs. What's wrong with eating while standing?

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