What's the secret to toilet training?
Answer: The secret to toilet training is to first decide what it is that you want your toilet to do. Only then can you begin to train it.
posted by Almighty Blog at 8:47 AM
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
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2 Comments:
Thy will be done....
Dust to dust... or in this case: Sh-- well you get the idea.
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