What's the best way to get red wine stains out of white carpeting?
Answer: Drink white wine.
posted by Almighty Blog at 1:25 PM
Monday, April 11, 2005
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1 Comments:
That would work in this sense: Drink MD 20/20 until you puke on top of the red wine stains. Thus ridding your carpeting of red wine stains.
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