Oh, wise Almighty Blog, who created the universe?
Answer: The universal remote? Don't know for sure, but probably some guy.
posted by Almighty Blog at 8:48 AM
Monday, July 25, 2005
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6 Comments:
Does a universal remote control the universe?
If you are a man, yes, the universal remote controls your universe.
you mean it controls the man's penis???
Why yes, the universal remote is just an extension of the penis. When they get older, they extend the penis, usually with a corvette convertible and a toupe, but the universal remote is never far away.
Plus, like the penis, it fits nicely in the hand...
Exactly -- and I rest my case.
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